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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 12:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Do married men like sucking dick?

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?

No way

No go.

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Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Uh-Oh! Switch 2's New GameChat Feature Is Transcribing Bad Words - Nintendo Life

Still no good

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why don’t people show patriot Donald Trump the respect he deserves? He’s successful in business, politics, and with the ladies.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What made you stop being an addict?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

What's a memory from your childhood that shaped who you are today?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

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Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Answer me this. These days guys love anal sex right, if you present them with your ass they will happily nail you into the ground. So why do some guys think it's "sissy" to let women stick a finger up their ass?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Why do older men like to get anal sex?