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12.06.2025 12:10

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Do married men like sucking dick?
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
No way
—
No go.
Then came..
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Still no good
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What made you stop being an addict?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!